bonesnstones:

If only I had the balls…er, vagina, to fill this out.

Can I just say that this was the first thing that the internet had in store for me this morning, and that I am absolutely tickled to death by it?  I’m tempted to fill it out, but I think it’s funnier if you leave the blank titles in.  Dear Harvard Boy, I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a superlative human being.  Your body parts are like a rare and precious thing and your body part reminds me of something desirable!  100% infatuated; please reply at your leisure.

Okay, maybe I am a little crazy…